Happy Belated Thanksgiving!

Dear Slab of Steak Readers,

DOPE: I want to first and foremost apologize for not actually posting this on thanksgiving but i had a lot of vahg to pound and a lot of fish to eat …uhh I mean turkey! I want to share a couple of things i’m thankful for. First I’m thankful for a real man, my dad, for raising me into the the real man I am. I’m also thankful for all the dumbass men out there who don’t know what the fuck is up when it comes to women. Thankful for you, there are two bitchin men that are willing to help your sorry asses out. I’m aslo thankful for my hetero life mate Sexy. Without him, this would not be possible. Thanks man, i love you. Finally, I’m thankful for women. Yes this great world we live in is men dominated (which it should be), but women make the world go round. Without women we would not have clean clothes on our backs, clean desktops to blog, and cooked food to eat. Thank you women, all of you, for cleaning, cooking and opening your legs.

SEXY: This Thanksgiving there are many things I would like to give thanks for; mostly women. I am thankful for women every year and this year is no exception. Without women I wouldn’t really have a purpose in life. No breasts to stare at while I shop for steak in the supermarket. Nice large soft breasts poking out towards me because of the chilly refrigerated aisle. And I wouldn’t have those nice bouncy round asses to stare at as I waltz through the mall on a Saturday afternoon. Nice chewy looking round asses that just bounce and skip along… left… right… left… right. And my package… my poor package… would be left cold and alone all day and night without a nice vertical smile to brighten his day. So you see my friends? Thanksgiving isn’t just a day to be thankful for family, and friends, and food. It’s also a day to be thankful about the little things in life (or big ones) that make us REALLY want to get up in the morning. With that said I would like to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU AND YOUR’S FROM YOUR BOYS,

THE DADDIES