Slab of Steak Part III
From the BK:
Dear Dope and Sexy Daddy,
When me and my girlfriend have sex she gets really into it. And recently she has just been getting really dirty while we’re doing it. Cursing at me and telling me that im a piece of shit and all these other ridiculous things. I’m not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing but it kinda turns me off when she tells me I fuck like a fucking shitty maggot while I’m in her. Please help.
-feeling shitty, BK, NY
Dear Fucking Shitty Maggot:
I can’t stand when chicks try to pull that shit. All nasty and shit in bed and then if I spit in public I get a smart comment from the girl. I have zero tolerance for that hyprocritical bullshit. I’d let her say whatever she wants and focus on the sex. As soon as I cum I’d say, “That was great (insert other girl’s name here).” Then walk out and find a broad that respects TGD(That Good Dick).
or
A. Put a pillow over her face (you of course have to be on top)… but be careful not to suffocate her, we wouldn’t want to be necros now would we? B. tell her to SHUT THE FUCK UP. C. say nastier dirtier things and throw out a spank or my personal fave D. put something in her mouth to shut her up (I hope you know what i mean).
- The Daddies