Slab of Steak Part II

This question comes all the way from Tennessee. 

Yo,

 My girl quit shaving her armpits and her leg hair. how? what? why? Help!

- lost in the bushes, TN

 

Dear Hairy Mess,

Does she still have tits, ass, and a vag? If so then I personally wouldn’t care.  However, if I were you I would get her drunk, bang her senseless, and after she passes out just Nair that shit off. When she wakes up act as if nothing happened. She lets the shit grow back? Rinse and repeat.

PLEASE NOTE: WEAR A RUBBER TO AVOID CHAFFING & RUG BURNS

or

I don’t understand your question so I’m going to cover all the grounds. HOW? She stopped shaving (eww) -.-WHY? That female prolly thinks she has it like that… so we gotta stir something up to let her kno she don’t have shit! An “are you serious?” Or “really?” When she’s expecting “you look beautiful!” will prolly do the trick. Now to make her look less like a Neanderthal, ‘good-heartedly’ buy her some razor and be like “I thought you ran out.” Or… while ur tappin it, put a rubber on, get on top. This is gonna have to be done fast. Cum without lettin her know you did, keep going and sit up like you’re switching positions, while still inside her grab her legs and go “wtf? Ugh I lost it…” and get off her. She’ll be left horny and a slap in the face to her lack of hygiene… you came and… well you came!

-Sexy Daddy and Dope Daddy