Slab of Steak for the Real Man’s Soul part I

first question comes from the Boogie Down Bronx, NY

Dear Dope Daddy and Sexy Daddy,

Hi! My girlfriend has small boobs, and i really love her but i’m afraid I’ll cheat on her if she doesn’t get implants. How do i suggest it to her?

- Won’t fill my hand, BX =(

Dear Extra Padding,

Don’t be afraid of cheating, no one’s perfect so if you’re banging on the side to get you’re tit fix, keep it under wraps. Think of it this way: you’re doing this for her. You dont wanna hurt her feelings by telling her she’s not up to par.

Or,

Show her a pic of some chicks with some bodacious boobies. And then tell her that this is her competition, and that the ball is now in her court.

your friends,
Dope Daddy and Sexy Daddy